El Chapo The Turtle

Chapter 1

Although I have this discipline to wait, I am not a patient man by native disposition.

And yet, we have a tortoise that will grow slowly. A turtle whose life span will extend perhaps 100 years past my own.

He is known as El Chapo the Turtle and though he be small, he is mighty.

On Sundays I will tell you the tales of his past that may or may not be fictional. The Modern Revolution is committed to changing the way we take care of our bodies and each other. And though food is the foundation of our conversation here, exercising creative muscles is a strong part of bring vibrancy to your mind and your life.

El Chapo and an unnamed woman.


As you can see from the picture, El Chapo does not limit his dreams. As unlikely as it might seem, he never thought such a beautiful woman could refuse him.

He confessed he was nervous to take his chance.

But he did.

Dreams do come true. But, not without taking your best shot. Small, quiet, slower than most – he had something he deeply wanted.

How long did the interlude last?

Well, he is private about that.

She looks happy too, no?

Two Turtles, four chickens, two dogs and five children eat as much as six elephants. And so, they run this online store to bring cash to our local Farmer’s Market. Maybe you need a sweater? Visit us here: YourWeekendWardrobe  Should you need a leash or some running gear, we opened a store to help keep all of us in organic dog food, the cleanest turtle fare and chicken feed that gives way to pure, delicious eggs right from our backyard. Please visit AWellRunLifeGear.com 

This is currently his favorite tee-shirt:


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